Radical Mentoring “Good Luck Jumping Over the Moon” I like to think the cow’s loving wife was kind enough to wish him luck before he jumped over the moon. With that in mind, here’s a few other things that will (hopefully) make you smile . . . A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house. If two people love each other, nothing is impossible . . . except deciding where to eat. I love you more than yesterday . . . yesterday you got on my nerves. Never laugh at your wife’s choices . . . you are one of them. Behind every angry woman stands a man . . . who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong. Marriage is betting half your stuff that you’ll love them forever. Most women are afraid of clowns but still end up marrying one. Every woman’s dream is that her husband will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed . . . and clean the whole house. If you think your wife’s place in in the kitchen, remember that’s where the kn...